Guilt Free Carbon Credit
For $1000.00 I will grant you 1 carbon credit with an absolution of all guilt
for breathing , flatulence, and any other carbon dioxide emitting malady
you can imagine.
Ten percent of each guilt free allocation will be granted to Al Gore and
his associates for the blatant hypocrisy employed while they promote the
false religion called Global Warming.
Should there be a moron, sufficiently idiotic , to actually pay me one thousand
dollars, the proceeds will be sent to the American Salvation Army.